Alia Shawkat
Nude

Fans of classically off-kilter comedy initially got to know Alia Shawkat as moody adolescent/studio executive Maeby Funke on Arrested Development, but there’s more to than Les Cousins Dangerous and the banana stand. In fact, Alia has been known to make bananas stand on several occasions in her long and illustrious career, having grown up — and out! — into a boobaciously beautiful, titanically talented, deservedly worshipped indie-entertainment It Girl (and Tit Girl), as well as a living, lust-inducing icon of the best (and bustiest) possibilities of Hollywood’s Millennial generation. Our first kinklings of Alia’s ferociously sexy, delectably freckle-faced, hefty-chested, anything-goes adult sexbomb persona occurred with her arousing performances and glimpses of undie-clad skin in That’s What She Said (2012), for example, or her sexy supporting role in May in the Summer (2013). The 2014 season of the Amazon series Transparent finally allowed us to see Alia Shawkat nude — and how! Turning one of the show’s central couples into a fuck-crazed throuple, Alia Shawkat gets naked and has lesbian sex with Amy Landecker both before a dude joins him and while he’s there. After Alia Shawkat truly gave us something to Gawkat in Transparent, she followed up with another scorchingly sapphic lesbo session, this time with her fellow massive funbagged funnylady, Ilana Glazer on a 2015 edition of Broad City. There’s no nudity, but Alia and Ilana suck face, grind, and fondle each other’s pantie-clad pussies, before marveling how they both wear “28H” bras! And seeing Ilana Glazer and Alia Shawkat’s huge tits is believing! Prepare to paint your screen white as Alia Shawkat bares butt as an asstastic artist’s model in Paint It Black (2016), the get ready for the hottest Alia Shawkat lesbian action so far in the quirky muff-diver romance, Duck Butter (2018). Not only do we get Alia Shawkat naked Spanish siren Laia Costa nude in Duck Butter, they engage in lap-liquefyingly explicit, pussy-eating sex! In Animals (2019), Holliday Granger scrubs naked Alia in bathtub and gives her massive right boob a loving flick. Surprising no one (but delighting all comers) in 2017, Alia told Out magazine, “Now I consider myself bisexual, and I think balancing my male and female energies has been a big part of me growing as an actor.” Eyeballing Alia Shawkat nude and bisexual is a big part of what’s growing in our pants! Landing her own signature mystery-sitcom series Search Party in 2016 elevated Alia Shawkat to a new level of stardom, and any time she gets naked, we’ll be Shaw to Katch it.